Alrighty, I got tagged by Alison. I'm to pick out the 6th photo in my folder. I feel the need to explain. Funny pictures crack me up and I sometimes think I'll write something witty to go with it. Sadly, the wit is lacking and all that is left is a post that is rather lame and a funny picture tacked onto the end. But I still hang on to stuff like this because it cracks me up.
I never claimed to be mature, you know.
And Kaye gave me some blogbling. Thanks! Since I have no idea what it means I will take y'alls word that it means something nice. Fuschia had a really good thing to go with it and if I can motivate mah self I will add the link. I wonder if it means the butterfly wants a blog - pronto?
I'm leaving this one open for grabs. I am worn out and a bit on the lazy side to link it out plus there is the wringing of the hands of who do I pass it out too and did I get everyone. Although Roxanne and Dana, I'm thinking you need to have this one.
I hope everyone had a good holiday weekend. Luckily J is not in pain but does not want to be seen until tooth is fixed. He was in tears Saturday and got all worked up and spent most of the night throwing up. Needless to say he was relieved when I said he was staying home. No dentist were open over the holiday weekend so tomorrow I'm a cracking the phone.
My folks have left around 20 phone messages all varying in tone and message. There have been the oh so fake bubbly hi guys do you want a tree topper to I hope J is doing okay with a loveyouGodblessyou and hope everything will be okay tacked on the end. Then the snippy ones as the awareness of gosh I'm being blown off has sunk in.
Mom's last message was telling me I'm not being very mature. Well duh. Nanner nanner boo boo you ain't gonna win. How's that? If she tries to put me on a time out I'm just going to slam her with my ham-hocks and send her flying. Must have been the ice - don't know how she could have landed waaay over there. Ahem!
In case you're sitting there going "I don't get it". Ham-hock - new word for large booty cuz I'm tired of Google sending people here looking for how to get your wife to take it in the bum. Holy smokes dude! She's already married to you don't make it any worse for the poor woman. No means no. Those Aussies are crazy.
Come to think of it, I really don't remember writing anything about a bum let alone taking it. I think Google needs to screen these things a bit better. I can just imagine the traffic I'm going to get with this one.
Yes, I'm spent. Worked up kid, nasty phone messages, and strange people reading my blog - I'm done for the day! Now where are those M&Ms?