Thursday, December 4, 2008

Too Busy So Just Laugh

Oh mah word - had a wonderful time last night. But sadly I'm playing catch up on a lot of things so I can't post about it just yet.

All I got right now are some jokes so hope you can have a good laugh and keep on keeping on.


WHY PARENTS DRINK
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employee had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. 'Hello?'
'Is your daddy home?' he asked.
'Yes,' whispered the small voice.
'May I talk with him?'
The child whispered, 'No .'
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mommy there?'
'Yes.'
'May I talk with her?'
Again the small voice whispered, 'No.'
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?'
'Yes,' whispered the child, 'a policeman '.
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?'
'No, he's busy', whispered the child.
'Busy doing what?'
'Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman,' came the whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'
'A helicopter ' answered the whispering voice.
'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered, 'The search team just landed a helicopter .'
Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are they searching for?'
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle... 'ME.'


One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Randy standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small American flags mounted on either side of it.
The six-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, 'Good morning Randy.'
'Good morning Pastor,' he replied, still focused on the plaque. 'Pastor, what is this?'
The pastor said, 'Well son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service.'
Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque.
Finally, little Randy's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear asked, 'Which service, the 8:30 or the 10:45?'


A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human Beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says.
A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.'
The teacher, wondering how this might have been, asked the girl to describe the incident.
'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'
'That must've been scary,' said the teacher.
'It sure was,' said the little girl. 'My kitty raised his back, went Shsss, Shssss, Shssss' and before he could say 'Sh*t' the Rottweiler ate him!



A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat but it was dead.
"How do you know the cat was dead?" she asked him.
"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move." answered the child innocently.
"You did WHAT?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went Pssst! And it didn’t move."


*hee hee*

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Cute. :) Margie

Anna K. said...

I read a couple of these to the Hubby and we both got a giggle.

We're crazy busy here, too. Just got some bad news about the cross-country move today and I sure needed a laugh...prob'ly be blogging about it later. (No kidding, right?!)

Joanna said...

Oh Anna! Hugs to you.

Debbie said...

I did enjoy those. Especially the hiding kid one!

Jennifer said...

very cute:P

Fuschia said...

Pssst! LOVE it!

Tiffany said...

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

The Blonde Duck said...

That was so funny! I love that!

jubilee said...

Ha!

bermudabluez said...

Yeah....I get it....this time of year is crazy busy for everyone! So we'll just enjoy your jokes!

Kaye Butler said...

Can't wait to hear all bout it!

Doré said...

Hey SITSta!

these are too funny... I especially like the one where he pissed in the cat's ear... that is priceless!

Julie said...

I'll have to tell Joe the one about the missing child! *lol*

Tiffany said...

Those are funny! Thanks for visiting my blog.