Yeah About That Title

This should be a sign that the noggin is not functioning at a 100%. I'm not sure it that's a good thing or a bad thing.

I'm sorted weirded out that the last 5 posts have 5 comments. Very freaky.

I suppose I should come up with something. Except I was working on my farm. I had to explain the whole farming thing and was met with a look that told me 'Welcome to Loserville'. What can I say? It's how I'm coping with life right now. Actually I have fun hanging out and chatting with people as sometimes you can get into some playful banter.

And lets face it - I am all about the banter. Playful is just the adjective. Banter is the verb. So I guess bantering is what I do.

Had some awesome fish at a fish fry. Got to chat with the peoples. Came home and I was able to take a nap. I really needed it too! Last week was one busy week but this week looks like a slow one. Now I get to deal with all the stuff I blew off cuz I was too busy to deal with it. Vicious cycle.

Maybe I'll get to get caught up on my emails and blog reading. It's a goal at least. And some days that is more than half the battle.

Couple chuckles to get you on the week -

I recently asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up.
She said she wanted to be President some day.
Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?'
She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.'
Her parents beamed.
'Wow! What a worthy goal.' I told her, 'But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house.'
She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?'
I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'
Her parents still aren't speaking to me!

The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new Obama health care proposals:
The ALLERGISTS voted to scratch it, but
The DERMATOLOGISTS advised not to make any rash moves.
The GASTROINTEROLOGISTS had sort of a gut feeling about it, but
The NEUROLOGISTS thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
The OBSTETRICIANS felt they were all laboring under a misconception,
The OPTOMETRISTS considered the idea shortsighted.
PATHOLOGISTS yelled, "Over my dead body!" while
The PEDIATRICIANS said, "Oh, Grow up!"
The PSYCHIATRISTS thought the whole idea was madness, while
The RADIOLOGISTS could see right through it.
SURGEONS decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The INTERNISTS thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and
The PLASTIC SURGEONS said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...."
The PODIATRISTS thought it was a step forward, but
The UROLOGISTS were pissed off at the whole idea.
The ANESTHESIOLOGIST thought the whole idea was a gas, and
The CARDIOLOGIST didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end,
The PROCTOLOGISTS won out, leaving the entire decision up to the a$$es in Washington .


HOW TO CLEAN THE HOUSE
1. Open a new folder on your PC.....
2. Name it 'Housework.'
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you, 'Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?'
6. Calmly answer, 'Yes' and press mouse button firmly.
7. Feel better?
Works for me!