Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Moaning With Some Groaning

We're sorry, but the blog you have reached is not in a fully working order. While you are use to this oddball behavior the operator who comes up with this crap isn't feeling too well.

You will be happy to know that Hubby did get out of the dog house by getting pizza for dinner. So he's allowed to live to fight another day.

And just to give a shout out to LOST - love it that Hurley got a bit of a backbone and told the samurai dude off. Priceless.

So as not to leave you with nothing...

There once was an Indian who had only one testicle and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'
The word got around and nobody called him that any more.
Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.'

He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away.
Yellow Bird , who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!


Everyone knows...

You can't kill Two Birds with OneStone!!!

Why do I hear all this groaning and booing?? I laughed.


Dianne said...


Joanna said...

Praying for you Dianne! May God give you peace for your surgery. And may He guide the doctor's hands to get it all. I'm praying for you to have courage and strength for the upcoming months.

Please know that I'm thinking about you and praying for you!

Kerri said...

I will never hear that phrase the same way again!

Hope you are feeling better!

jubilee said...

LOL Too funny.