Sunday, March 14, 2010

500 And A Give Away

Oh my word! The comments!! I'm thinking the 2 D's are going to kill each other. I'm still leaving it open now that you cheaters totally killed my skillz on picking a winner so it might take me another day. I'm slow like that. I add the answers to the movies.

Sooo this is my 500th post!!! As I said last week, who knew this train wreck would still be moving right along? I, for one, had doubts. I didn't doubt that my motor mouth would come up with 500 post but the fact that I'm up to 6 people reading it every other day is something that is a surprise.

I've told 2 people what the prize is and after they stopped laughing, have declared it perfect. The guys wanted me to list a bunch of movie quotes and see if anyone can figure them out and the winner would get the prize. Because I tend to be on the lazy side, I figured I would put up the quotes but you don't have to answer them to qualify.

Personally, my Hubby thinks I'm only going to get 7 people who will enter. He so underestimates the InterPeeps. And chocolate.

I wanted a gift that just screamed me as well as say a big old thanks to the Peeps for coming back for more. I think I should call it a kitchen sink give away. I present you with the prize...



You know how I've joked about hiding chocolate in a tampon box? Well you too can have your very own box of tampons with all kinds of chocolate shoved inside. Lots of Hershey kisses, including some of those orange cream ones as well as the butter creme. Some Dove filled with caramel, a few Twix, and I'm not sure what else. Plus I'll even add the tampons because as I've said my body shoots those bad boys out like a loaded cannon.

As you can see I'm including Ever After on DVD to boot. I lurv me a good movie. Good gravy we talk to each other in movie quotes. Still not sure what that says about us but I'm not going to go there. I was going to add a box of microwave popcorn but wally world changed their whole shelf and I couldn't find any. Don't get me started on that one.

And I'm adding a Joyce Meyer's daily devotional. I love books and wasn't willing to part with any and since lately I'm on this whole walking with God - thought that would be good to toss in. Take the time to start developing a relationship with Him even if it's only for a few minutes. You got to start somewhere. Maybe you can keep it next to the tampon box? A little light reading, some chocolate, and something to stop up the leaks.

Jared was watching me do all of this snagging any wayward chocolates. He looked at the tampon box and asked if those are for runny noses. Took me a few seconds to remember that I really did shove one up my nose to take care of a bad head cold that left me with a drippy nose. So I had to inform him of what they are really for.


I'm not sure he's recovered from it yet.

So here are a few movie quotes. And because it's me, it has a little bit of everything.

1. "That makes you ugly and stupid." Emperor's New Grove

2. "Your pig fiance is too late." Princess Bride

3. "You know I love you more than my luggage." Steel Magnolias

4. "There he is again. Snoop doggy-dog." Run-Away Bride

5. "You know why you're angry Bob? You're angry cuz they make you wear a dress." Last Samurai

6. "Lets be honest, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing." Iron Man

7. "You suck." "I suck or the outfit sucks?" "It's a toss up." While You Where Sleeping

8. "Is this Farmer's Bounty?" "Yeah." "It tastes like saddle soap." Kate & Leopold

9. "This place is a tomb. I'm going to the Nut Hut where it's fun." You've Got Mail

10. "Don't tease me. You know what I do for a living." Grosse Pointe Blank

11. "It's a good day to die!" "Not on my watch, rodent." Bolt

12. "One minute you're defending the whole galaxy, the next you're sucking down Darjeeling with Marie Antoinette and her little sister."
Toy Story

13. "What did he die from?" "Brain tumor." "Nice!" PS I Love You

14. "You just took out a helicopter with a car." "Well, I was out of bullets." Live Free Or Die Harder

15. "I told the truth Lord! How can I learn any moral lessons if you keep confusing me like this?" Ladyhawke

16. "Toe pick." Cutting Edge

17. "It was our love fern and you let it die!" How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days

18. "I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her." Notting Hill

19. "Curse you, plastic moldsmen." Over The Hedge

20. "Are you ok? Ya sure? Cuz you just went through a wall." Gone In 60 Seconds

If you can get them all, I may hunt down the microwave popcorn. Or not. Think of it as a brain challenge. Or a test to show yourself you're not a loser like me who knows all of these and a lot more. And if you do get them all right then why haven't we done a movie night??

If you would like to be entered just leave a comment. I'll leave this open for a few days. Crazy busy week up ahead and not sure how it's going to pan out.

79 comments:

grandmamargie said...

Have fun with your giveaway. I don't want the tampons. HeeHee

Kerri said...

YAYAYAYAYY!!!! Congratulations on your 500th post!!! Of course enter me in the giveaway, it's chocolate for crying out loud!

Without cheating and looking any up, I know 16 is from Cutting Edge, and 18 is from Notting Hill (Is that the name of it? With Hugh Grand and Julia Roberts and that CRAZY English dude?) LOVE that movie.

Other than that, you watch waaaaay more movies than I do!

Congrats again! And I love ya and am praying for ya!

Dianne said...

Off the top of my head I know the outfit sucks line is from While u were sleeping. LOVE that movie. Have heard some of the other ones, but that would require putting brain in gear on a monday morning when it is dark outside because stupid time changed. I should win cause i have no boobies...

rthling said...

1. Emperor's New Groove. Love that movie. "Pull the lever Kronk. Wrooooooooong leveeeeeeerrrrrrr!"
2. The Princess Bride. Incontheivable!
3. Steel Magnolias. Pink and pink.
4. ???
5. What about Bob???
6. ???
7. While You Were Sleeping. Love me some Bill Pullman!
8. ???
9. ???
10. Pretty Woman???
11. Bolt
12. Toy Story. To Infinity... And beyond!
13. P.S. I Love You???
14. Live Free or Die Hard. Best line in the whole movie!
15. ???
16. Cutting Edge. You have to do that one in a sing-song voice.
17. How To Lose A Guy In Ten Days
18. Notting Hill
19. Over The Hedge or Madagascar?
20. Gone In 60 Seconds

Okay, I just identified myself as a loser. I'm glad I'm in good company.

jubilee said...

Congrats on your 500th post! Woot, woot!

Let's see if I can guess some o' these quotes.

9. You've got mail

16. Cutting Edge

17. How to lose a guy in 10 days

And I can hear #3, #6, #13 and #14 but I just can't place them. Arg.

Young Wife said...

What a great giveaway! Ever After is a good one.

2. The Princess Bride (My Fav!)
3. Steel Magnolias
6. Iron Man
8. Kate & Leopold? (The one with Meg Ryan, right?)
14. Die Hard 4 (Or was it 6? JK)
17. How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
18. I know this one! I do. I just can't remember the name of it!

rthling said...

GRRR! Young Wife is right. 8 is Kate and Leopold.
I totally knew that. Brain fart!

jennisg said...

Ok, so I so suck at the movie quotes so much I'm not even gonna attempt - several sound familiar but that would take just too much darn energy...However this post (and the explaining to your son what tampons are for) made me think of Sat. when I received a sample of tampons and a pantyliner in the mail and instead of fighting over said gift just went ahead and handed it to the three year old who promptly said what's this....My husband and 9 yr. old son did not find it near as funny as me and my 14 year old daughter when I told him it was a sweatband and proceeded to peel and stick to his forehead...my husband said something along the lines of get that S**T off him, you are gonna scar him for life, but the 14 yr. old and I were laughing too hard for that...doesn't take much to amuse us...

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Debbie said...

Sounds like a great giveaway to me. And congrats on the 500 posts. I just passed 300 and was amazed I lasted that long:)

Kaye Butler said...

We'll be needing the answers or we'll be crazy with wonder!

Did I tell you that I hide the measuring tape and a roll of duct tape in my tampon box? Tim never looks there. HAHAHAHAHA

Taylor once used a pad as a bambaid for her headache...at Christmas...in front of my dad and brothers...she was about 3, came out of the bathroom with one stuck to her forehead cause she had a huge headache, MM followed her out with them stuck to her cheeks just because.

Then there was the time that we were checking out at walmart, a young teenage boy checker, he picks up the box of tampons and MM (about 4 or 5 years old) yells out "those are for my kk's butt"...he turned pale and I thought he was gonna pass smooth out!

snif snif, I miss them being small

Kaye Butler said...

take that Fred! She got way more comments than you thought she would!!!!!

Kaye Butler said...

oh, oh, oh...then there was the time that Nicole and I were shopping and she found pads, tampons, and spermicide CLEARANCED...IM NOT KIDDING...she bought a whole freaking shopping cart full of all of it. The check out boy...there's no telling what he freaking thought was going on with us that day...

Kaye Butler said...

oh, oh, oh...the spermicide expired she said...she puts in a yard sale that we had. Every old man that came up to the table picked up a box of that stuff, started reading what it was and literally threw it down and walk/ran away real fast. That had to be the funnest yard sale ever.

Dianne said...

u know she is just trying to win by making all these comments dont you?

Dianne said...

i can do that too

Dianne said...

but just one thing...

Dianne said...

will it work?

Dianne said...

hi fred!

Dianne said...

i know i know, we r just wrong, but what cha gonna do? Enable moderator?

Kaye Butler said...

she's scared dianne! She won't enable the moderator! She wouldn't dare do that. I'm really not trying to win. All that chocolate is BAD for you. BAD I tell you BADDDDDDD. You don't need it, thats why she's just gonna have to send it to me. So I can get rid of it for ya'll.

Thats how we roll in the south. We got ur back!

Kaye Butler said...

I've got tons of stories. I've had several of the "talks" with both girls. I could give you all side cramps for days from laughing so hard. The condum talk was the funnest (is that a word) I've ever had. Any who...since we are saying hi to people....

Kaye Butler said...

shout out to the twins

Kaye Butler said...

shout out to jared

Kaye Butler said...

shout out to...i've ran out of peeps...

Kerri said...

You guys are too funny!!!

Lorraine said...

And I was impressed to see there were 25 comments...until I read them and saw all the multiple posting! LOL!

Dianne said...

well, i am at like 227 posts so if i have a giveaway at 500 posts....maybe i will have my new rack as u so succintely put it, and i will give away my fiberfill boobies. What cha think?

Kaye Butler said...

um...dianne...that's just...so dianne of you! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

These brillant thoughts just come at me like a frieght train sometimes. Its difficult being me.

Dianne said...

u know u want them....joanna, she is talking about us!

Praise and Coffee said...

The chocolate in the tampon box makes me scream! so fun!

Elizabeth said...

So funny!! Congrats on your 500th post!

rthling said...

Wow!

rthling said...

These people just go on and on.

rthling said...

Why would anyone think they have a chance of winning with me in the house?

rthling said...

I mean seriously!

rthling said...

Did you see how many movie lines I knew?

rthling said...

It's like I have the same movie rental history with our host.

rthling said...

Not to mention the mother thing.

rthling said...

I deserve the chocolate.

rthling said...

I NEED the chocolate!

rthling said...

Gimme the &*%$#&@ chocolate!!!

Kaye Butler said...

I love rthling...I'm not wanting the chocolate seriously...i just want to make joanna crazy...

that's how I roll

Joanna said...

Y'all are funny. And Kaye if you think you can make me crazy - BRING IT! Many have tried and all have failed. :)

Dianne said...

i need the freakin tampons....step away from the chocolate and no one will be hurt....seriously...

Kaye Butler said...

Dianne....T....M...I...

Just saying. I've had my share of tampon talk this week. Poor Tim. He looks scared when he walks in the door...wait...maybe its pain, seeing how he's on his death bed with a bad back. Nope, he's scared.

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Dianne said...

imagine a stomping foot, rolling eyes. WHAT DID I MISS? what was so snarky that u had to delete it? Or r u just messing with our minds? not nice...especially when it is so easy...and dragging this out another day? ok fine we r down to bribes....i will let u keep the kisses with the orange....and a sneek preview...my next post...how big r ur boobs if u can have a double mastectomy twice???

Kaye Butler said...

I decided that my two comments would make a really good post on my own blog...


SO...COMMENTS PLEASE!!!!

rthling said...

NNNOOOOOOO!

rthling said...

You can't drag this out another day!

rthling said...

I need to know if I've won!

rthling said...

You just like to watch us squirm, don't you?

rthling said...

It was the orange kisses that did me in.

rthling said...

Love me some orange cream!

grandmamargie said...

Well, I just couldn't read all this and not post another comment too.

grandmamargie said...

Yeah, and what's up with deleting comments?

jubilee said...

Well. I guess I need to leave another comment too. See what fun I am missing by not checking back in?! Ack!

Dianne said...

would all u people just STOP IT? I really need to have the last word....lol

Dianne said...

joanna--r u out there? r u paying attention?

Dianne said...

hhhhmmmmm maybe the deleted comments were urs...

Kaye Butler said...

IM THE ONE THAT DELETED THE COMMENTS!!!!!

THEY WERE MINE I TELL YOU!!

I TURNED THEM INTO A BLOG.

STOP READING THESE COMMENTS AND GO READ MY BLOG.

NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rthling said...

Makes me think of a forum where I hang out.

rthling said...

I play this game called, "Last one to post wins"

rthling said...

of course, there's no end in sight.

rthling said...

we talk smack to each other, and call each other losers,

rthling said...

declaring ourselves the winner.

rthling said...

It goes something like this.

rthling said...

You lose!

rthling said...

I win!

rthling said...

Joanna, we have to have you rolling with all this chatter.

Dianne said...

I dont think Joanna lives here anymore. There is no wau she would let all this go by without a comment...

Joanna said...

I would comment but I about peed my pants from laughing so hard. :)

grandmamargie said...

Ok, girls, knock it off. I'm the oldest, I get the goody bag. I will share though, ya'll can split the tampons between you.

Joanna said...

Go Margie!

grandmamargie said...

This has all brought a smile to me this fine, sunny day here in Arkansas.

Sunday said...

Congratulations on 500 post. Yous is so very fabulous. If the fighting amongst the contendas gets a bit much...I know a guy. I'm just sayin'. ;P

kanishk said...

I love rthling...I'm not wanting the chocolate seriously...i just want to make joanna crazy...
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